The room was completely silent with fear of the very thought of DanDan and Mrs. Hobo together. The drops of water from the ceiling could be heard as everyone recoiled in shock.
"What happened to Ms. Maple!?" Manly Michette said, in hopes to ruin their relationship.
"Who's Ms. Maple?" Mrs. Hobo said.
"An old girlfriend of mine." DanDan replied.
"Oh." Mrs. Hobo said with a smile. Everyone was silent again.
"Don't you…. care?" Manly Michette said to Mrs. Hobo.
"No, I don't." Mrs. Hobo said. "For all intents and purposes, having multiple girlfriends is very, very manly. Isn't that right, DanDan-ManMan?"
"Y-yeah…" DanDan stammered. He was even shocked by her responce.
"But, that's not faaaair!" Manly Michette yelled.
"Welcome to the real world, Michette." Mrs. Hobo said. "Life isn't fair. Fairness is not the name of the game."
Everyone was silent again.
"So, why did you call me?" Super K said.
"The same reason I called you last month, with Special K! Remember?" DanDan replied. "I wanted to see-"
Super K punched DanDan in the face! "STOP HITTING ON ME!" she screamed.
"Oww owwwww oww…." DanDan moaned. "Anyways, I want to battle evil and all that jazz! You know, it's…. it's…."
"Manly!" Mrs. Hobo blurted out.
Super Sam rolled her eyes. "If you wanted manly, why did you choose him?" she muttered.
"Anyways…" DanDan said. "There's this new organization. And they want to destroy the Earth, kinda-"
"WHAAAAT!!?" Everyone else (including Mrs. Hobo) screamed.
"You're not very on top of things, are you?" DanDan said while adjusting his glasses. Everyone else in the room had the horrible thought that he might be wearing glasses and contacts at the same time. "Well, yeah, they want to kill everything on Earth and start things anew with new, creepy, and funky species!" DanDan stated.
Everyone was silent, again. The squad got in a circle and debated whether to accept DanDan and Mrs. Hobo.
"What if they turn evil on us?" Manly Michette said.
"What if they try to repopulate the world with themselves?" Super Sam said.
"What if the new funky species aren't….. funky?" Wapong said.
"We can blackmail them with VHSs of them making out!" Corporate Cassa said.
It was Cassa's comment that made everyone want to accept them in. So, they all walked out and started searching for Mango.
"MANGO! MANGO! MANGO! MEHNGUUH!" DanDan screamed as loud as his pathetic vocal chords could manage.
"Are you sure we need him?" Super K whispered.
"Think of the money we could extrapolate from him!!" Corporate Cassa whispered back.
Right then, DanDan bumped into a door and broke his glasses. "Luckily, I'm wearing contacts too!" he said, confirming everyone's fears. He failed to notice that the door said, "HOLDING ROOM 112: FOR THOSE WITH MULTIPLICATIVE POWERS"
"Hey! Mango is probably in here!" Jelloy Gacob said.
"You're right." Super K said. So, she used her telekinesis powers to open the door, to find Mango and a weird man in a very small and wet room.
"TELL ME YOUR FREAKIN' NAME ALREADY, IDIOT! I'VE BEEN ASKING YOU FOR THREE HOURS AT LEAST! TELL ME!! Oh, hi Super K! =D " Multiplying Mango screamed.
"Who are you!?" Manly Michette asked the man in the room.
"My prim demeanor… it cannot be matched!" he replied while looking at Super K. She punched him.
"Why is everyone hitting on me!?" Super K screamed.
Recovering from the shock of the hit, the man said, "My identity is…… BOB! The 'man' that Gacob always draws on his homework! Yes, I'm alive! But do you know how!?"
Gacob thought, until he finally realized what really happened on that day a long time ago…
To be continued…
