It was…..
YOKO ONO!
"Buahahahaha!" she screamed. "I have been in charge of everything on this planet since before any of you would be able to remember! All the problems going on… I have caused them!"
"That's not possible!" Super K screamed back.
"You misunderestimate my power, Super K." Yoko Ono said. "That chemical that you were all exposed to? I was exposed to it every day! I have powers that you could only dream of!" She smiled insanely, then a burst of green light came from her hands and incinerated Jaisom!
"YES!!" Jelloy Gacob screamed. "Well, I mean, not that I support her or anything, but she did just incineate Jaisom… doesn't that make you happy….?"
Yoko Ono laughed some more.
"Sam, you stay behind." Super K said. "If we all die, you can revive us."
"Okay." Super Sam said as she walked out the room, although she held quite a grudge against Yoko Ono now. She was the one that manipulated Blobbi to become evil!
Meanwhile, inside the room, the squad approached the large group of evilness.
"We will defeat you! The world cannot live in your shadow anymore!" Super K screamed at Yoko Ono.
"Why not?" Yoko Ono said while laughing evilly. "It has for more than 500 YEARS!" She pointed at the squad. "The day has come where all hope of defeating us will be annihilated! Minions…. CHARGE! Defeat the squad and eliminate all traces of the chemical!"
All the minions split up, one group aiming to defeat the squad, the other to eliminate all of the chemical.
The squad stood in a circle. "This is it." Super K said. "If we don't win, the world as we know it is ove-"
DanDan punched her!
He pushed his glasses up. "You really think I wanted to be good! Heeeheeeheee!" he said.
"Squa-*punch* Squad att-*punch* Sq-*punch* STOP FREAKIN PUNCHING ME, DANDA-*punch* SQUAD! ATTACK!!!" Super K attempted to say.
While the squad was attacking the minions, Super Sam snuck back into the room with a raygun she grabbed from one of the minions. Yoko Ono had to pay for what she made Blobbi become! She had to pay for ruining the squad's life!
Sam followed Yoko Ono into her office, where she stood looking out of window, her back facing Super Sam. The perfect opportunity presented itself! Sam pulled the ray gun up, pressed the trigger…… and nothing happened. Yoko Ono turned around, and Sam dropped the ray gun and punched Yoko Ono in the face! It had no effect though. Yoko Ono grabbed Sam by the neck and picked her up.
"You didn't really think you could defeat me alone, did you?" she said. Then she threw Super Sam out the window, leaving her to fall into a large vat of…. the chemical.
Super K ran into the room. "Oh no!" she screamed, then jumped out the window to rescue Super Sam. She flew down and caught Sam just in time.
"Don't do anything like that! Ever!" Super K screamed.
Super Sam fainted from the shock.
Then Super K flew back into the room. "You've done enough damage, Yoko Ono! Prepare to die!" she screamed. Unexpectedly, she grabbed Blobbi's knife out of her pocket and charged towards Yoko Ono!
"You kept that thing!?" Mango screamed.
"I'm not going to make the same mistake again!" Super K said back. She continued to charge at Yoko, until she knocked her into a vat of the chemical!
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Yoko screamed as she sunk into the chemical!
"Yaaaaaay!" Corporate Cassa said, throwing her briefcase in the air. "She's DEEEAAD!!"
"Phew…." Super K said. All that battling had made everyone really tired. They walked back into the big room, and relaxed, until they heard a loud noise. Everyone ran back into the office, to see a giant, mutated, Yoko Ono standing in it!
"What the flip!?" Casa said through her hatred. "That's just weird."
"Did you forget what that chemical does!?" Yoko Ono screamed as loud as she could manage. "IT MAKES THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE!!!! HAHAHA!" She started singing as loud as she could! The squad screamed in agony as slowly, they started to die.
The man stood next to her and smiled. The squad looked up at him with sad eyes.
"Save us…" Super K managed to say through her pain.
The man looked sad. Then he looked at Yoko Ono, who just smiled a smile so insane that it is indescribable. He pushed her out the window as hard as he could! She flew into the vat of the chemical!
"NO!" Super K screamed! "She'll just become more powerful!"
"She's unstable enough as she is!" the man screamed back. "Any more exposure to the chemical and-"
A loud noise filled the room! A bright light came from the vat! The man pointed at the squad and they got teleported somewhere. A giant explosion took place!
Meanwhile…
All that was left of Las Palmas was a large crater. The squad looked at it in shock.
"Woaah…" Gacob managed to say.
"Wow…" Super K replied.
"I've changed my mind." Wapong said to Gacob and Super K. "You two ARE funkin enough to join the band!"
Everyone cheered! The Wapong and the Weirdos band enjoyed a very profitable season after that, and the world was a safe place. This time, the world didn't need the squad.
The End
