It was….
YOKO ONO!!!
"My idol!" DanDan screamed.
"Muahaha!" she yelled. "I run this… planet! You can't fight me! And now I'm gonna scare The Palms!" She went back up the elevator, and the squad somehow climbed up the elevator tube!
When they got out, she was singing wildly and dancing! Everyone else in sight was dead!
"Take my corporate earplugs!" Corporate Cassa said.
Everyone put them on. Ninja Numo threw a ninja star at Yoko's tonsils, but it failed! Everyone tried everything, but it failed as well. Finally, the squad turned to their last resort: DanDan & Mrs. Hobo.
"What's your power!?" Super Sam yelled.
"I have… um…. ultra hula-dancing powers!" DanDan said.
Everyone was silent with fear. Then, Corporate Cassa yelled "Get out there and dance! Now!"
DanDan donned his hula skirt and danced in front of Yoko Ono! She screamed in agony!
"Now's our chance!" Jelloy Gacob yelled. He let a tidal wave of Jello smother Yoko, and Corporate Cassa rendered her unconscious with her corporate tazer! And, just for kicks, Ninja Numo threw a ninja star at her.
As the police dragged Yoko off, Super K said "Now, it'll be just like the old days…"
"What old days?" Corporate Cassa said.
THE END?
